(Source: h0m0less, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1397771666

st0rmer:

when scientists do discover the center of the universe don’t be disappointed that its not you

(via chilled)

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

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khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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